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Bottled Water Is So Much Better For You

Bottled water rules because it tastes good. It’s so much more appealing than the inferior H2O that comes out of the tap. Maybe it’s because the natural spring elves use their magic on it. Or maybe it’s because it is run through the fingers of beautiful virgins. Or maybe…oh who really cares? You know it’s the truth. Tap water tastes like foul things such as old metal and sulfur and chlorine. Bottled water tastes like…water. Brilliant idea, making water taste like water. Wonder who thought of it?

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